New York magazine has a fun and handy chart called the True Blood Sex Index, which shows which characters have had the most – and how. The number one conclusion I drew from the chart? Eric is getting far too little. That’ll change this season, of course. Mwahahaha…
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Meredith Woerner is back with her hilarious episode recaps. Click here to read her pros and cons for “She’s Not There.”
Pro: Vampire Bill and Vampire Eric vampire swoosh over to Sookie’s home. She’s alive, they’re elated! Eric throws down the sexy early and hard with the I… Never… Did… delivery. If your hair isn’t balanced on goosebumps at this point you are dead inside. He then tops it all off with this little look. Sigh. And it’s Eric Loin Fire, 1 Bill, 0.
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Pro: I think we all know what the biggest pro of the evening was. Eric’s bedroom entrance. I know this is 100% wrong and exceptionally aggressive, ahem, BUT. Holy hell. If wanting an actual vampire to boss me around while I’m clutching my hot pink, cotton negligee is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. How does Eric get away with this insanity! If Bill tried this nonsense I’d stake him immediately, or laugh. And yet, the gross ego of Eric is a spectacle of sexy.
What happens when True Blood meets The Office? Well, you get Derrick, for starters.
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Some fan art for your Friday! First of all, this made me grin:
But wait! There’s more…
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Nerve.com lists the eight True Blood sex scenes that are better left on screen. Two of them feature our Viking. Here’s the first:
3. Eric is no one-minute man
From the moment Yvetta the Fangtasia dancer was hired (in a pre-season webisode), Eric clearly took more than a professional interest in her. We only catch the tail-end of this sex scene between the two (pun mostly intended), but it seems that Eric has good reason to pride himself on his stamina. Given what he tells Sookie, Eric’s been thrusting away with his crazy vampire speed for hours upon hours. Wonderful for him, we’re sure, but poor, poor Yvetta. We know Eric is exceptionally hot and all, but does anyone want that?
Hazards: Dehydration, muscle cramps, painful chafing.